The Democratic Republic of White Republic is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.3 billion White Republicians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient White Republician economy, worth 57.6 trillion does a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,330 does, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Republic's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

White Republic is ranked 128,428^th in the world and 14^th in Rocketopia for Most Patriotic, with 12.52 flags saluted per person per day.